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URINALYSIS - Shouldn't you have to pass a urine test to collect a welfare check, since I have to pass one to earn it for them???


TAGS: inquiring minds want to know
Rating: 4.1/5

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terroraustralis - October 26, 2012, 5:33 am
if marijuana was legal, then it would be illegal to fire someone for having it in their system. someone would have to have levels high enough to prove they are intoxicated, because having a trace of it in your system doesnt affect safety or work at all.
terroraustralis - October 26, 2012, 5:32 am
the f***ed up thing about it is that speed and other drugs pass out of the system within 12 hours. marijuana stays in long after the user has sobered up. drug testing is just discrimination against people who choose pot in favour of harder drugs.
terroraustralis - October 26, 2012, 5:32 am
the f***ed up thing about it is that speed and other drugs pass out of the system within 12 hours. marijuana stays in long after the user has sobered up. drug testing is just discrimination against people who choose pot in favour of harder drugs.
terroraustralis - October 26, 2012, 5:31 am
the reason you have to do a urine test to go to work, but welfare recipients dont, is because the government cares more about your privacy and freedom than your employer does. its why the government has a constitution and your employer doesnt.
JGalt - September 15, 2012, 10:44 pm
Heck, politicians should be drug tested after every vote too! lol
JGalt - September 15, 2012, 10:43 pm
agreed. Many companies have a policy to test for drugs/alcohol with any accident. I'd say make it mandatory for any police shooting or beating/violence...
SethMythrax - September 15, 2012, 10:38 pm
I think any law enforcement officers should be tested regularily because I know of a few cops that are coke heads 7 the last thing I want is a cop that is drugged up aiming a gun at me.....


SOCIALIZED HEALTHCARE - Obama and other socialist Dems pointed to Canada as an example when they jammed Obamacare through. I wonder why this chart never came up.




THE LITTLE ONE IS CAUGHT - and the big one gets away. That's Chicago politics fer ya!




Have you ever noticed how these three people think they are So intellectual -


TAGS: obama eric holder janet napolitano knowledge of nothing
Rating: 4.53/5

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ihadone - May 18, 2013, 8:47 pm
I guess Biden makes up for all four of them.
OTC - May 18, 2013, 6:07 pm
Hillary too!


Support -


TAGS: edward snowden whistleblower freedom hero
Rating: 4.33/5

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fauxnews - February 26, 2014, 10:51 pm
Don't worry, bro. I got your back. I gave him some great advice about you. I also gave him some great 'bait.' Thanks for biting X-D hoohoohaahaa ROFLCOPTER Didn't your "Auntie liberal" ever tell you, don't take candy from strangers? Thank you for playing
OTC - February 26, 2014, 9:18 pm
Hope you 2 girls had fun with your gossip
OTC - February 26, 2014, 7:34 pm
I think he should have been given a 'medal' of honor
RonaldReagan - February 26, 2014, 4:21 pm
Okay
fauxnews - February 26, 2014, 3:54 pm
What can I say?You got me red-handed! :-) OTC and I go WAY back.Yes,he and I are close friends.The best of friends in fact.But I think you got my pal all wrong.You deeply misunderstand him.Here,I will PERSONALLY message you and tell you ALL about him X-D
RonaldReagan - February 26, 2014, 1:38 am
What's your beef? Did the make-believe "marine" send you to fight his battles for him now? You one of his pals? And who you supposed to be-From World War 2? FOXnews, btw, is heads and shoulders above anything the liberal media has to peddle.Spell it right
fauxnews - February 26, 2014, 12:39 am
You're joking Mr.President (lol)Right? Funny,I hear his voice when you post. As much as I admire your spunk,this is plain silly. Seriously,Snow is a tool of the highest order.Like a**ange,he pretends it’s all about justice,but it's really all about 'him'
RonaldReagan - February 14, 2014, 1:37 pm
This man should be given a metal of honor.
AlphaForce - January 28, 2014, 6:18 pm
I'm proud to be a p***ert. I'm amazed at some of my friends and the illegal things they say on the phone. I've been telling them for years they need to watch what they say. I bet they all freaked out when the NSA thing came out.
Curlyrocks - January 28, 2014, 9:54 am
I agree with you that the phone or E-mail is already too easy to hack for people with a secret. But I wasn't so open about being a disgusting p***ert I would say the government has no right to know what me and other consenting adults do.
AlphaForce - January 28, 2014, 3:26 am
Frankly I could care less about them spying on people. 1) I don't have anything to hide. 2) DON'T Discuss anything on the phone you want to hide. Anyone can listen, even every day people. Modern Technology makes it available to everyone.
MashiMashi - December 22, 2013, 12:54 pm
now that it's cold in Russia he wants to goto Brazil to investigate if America was spying on them.....hmmm not Donkeystand or outer slobovia but Brazil, this is your hero. Rally around everybody what sacrififce.
Renza - June 26, 2013, 10:22 am
yeah, bureaucratic channels are known for their efficiency, surely it would have been effective to use those rather than just give the information out.
StoneTools - June 26, 2013, 9:03 am
As a govt contractor, I can tell you that there are, most a**uredly, vehicles to report waste, fraud, and abuse which will not splash back on the reporting individual. Congress is not in the list of whistleblower capable channels.
Renza - June 26, 2013, 7:42 am
I'm sure if he told congress - who already knew about the program before hand - they would do something about it, right?
Curlyrocks - June 25, 2013, 9:04 pm
I'm sorry I try not to be a total conspiracy nut but since it's already proven I can tell you there is no legal channel to stand up against this. There are billions in $ at play here and any threats to those construction and tec contracts will be buried.
StoneTools - June 25, 2013, 5:21 pm
There are legal channels for classified programs to report waste, fraud, and abuse without retribution. He ignored them.
Reality Lord - June 25, 2013, 3:30 pm

will the head of the CIA be on trial for breaching the laws established by the constitution? is the greater threat to american freedom the actions taken against its own people by its own people.
Brawler - June 19, 2013, 12:01 pm
A whistleblower uses any channels to raise concerns, even "illegal" ones when others are impossible to use... EVER CONSIDERED THAT?
WTFO - June 18, 2013, 11:16 pm
This POS is not a whistleblower or a watchdog. Watchdog agencies work from outside the govt mainly thru FOIA requests. Whistleblowers work from within the govt but utilize legal channels to raise concerns. Regardless of the NSA's actions, he's a traitor.


NDAA - The only thing the GOP frontrunners seem to agree with Obama on.




HOLDER AUDITIONS FOR SGT SCHULTZ ROLE - "I know Nussing" - he'd win the part for Sgt Schultz on "Hogan's Heroes".




PAUL REVERE'S RIDE - Rather than cry "The Socialists are coming" this rallying cry is: "NOVEMBER is coming", "November is coming". Remember to vote out the Obamacrats and big goverment career politicians.




The Sad State Of Modern Day Feminism -




FAST AND FURIOUS - If Eric Holder is found guilty He'll simply morph back to Howard Sprague




NOW AVAILABLE - For dummies everywhere




this is not what we are deciding now -




SMOKES - under tighter controls than voting




OBAMACARE - What you get when liberals create health care that's free




JOE 'BIG MASSA' BIDEN -




SMEAR TACTICS - That's what liberals do when faced with people like this.




Edward Snowden -




Moochelle & White House Hypocrisy -




GLOBAL WARMING PROTESTERS - What? The Earth's been cooling for 10 years? And there's a blizzard out there? And the Climate Change scientists have been cooking the books? We're still marching! I already got the permits!




HONEST LEADERSHIP AND OPEN GOVERNMENT - Now that's comedy




Global Warming Denial -


TAGS: climate change denial snow man
Rating: 3.22/5

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Zeitguy - July 19, 2014, 6:27 pm
That's a little bit funny.


Global Warming Denial -




BANK ACCOUNTS DON'T LIE -




Obama stinks -




FM 7-8 GET TO KNOW IT -


TAGS: fm7 8 get to know it
Rating: 4.56/5

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Reality Lord - May 1, 2014, 11:57 am

powerful
canmoose - April 29, 2014, 1:27 am
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OBAMANOMICS EXPLAINED -




LEFTIST LIBERALS HATE COMPARISONS -




HE WOULD BE A NATIONAL HERO, IF BARACK OBAMA WAS A WHITE REPUBLICAN -


TAGS: edward snowden
Rating: 4.33/5

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Curlyrocks - July 4, 2013, 11:35 pm
I need to point out the head of the NSA was asked if he was spying on all Americans said no. I think at that point any previous hope of any whistleblowers where dead in the water until Snowden.
foxrecon19d - June 28, 2013, 10:20 am
... a little while ago, I contacted the state EOR to ask why financial and banking information is now a requirement to file an IG report. The EOR very tactfully explained that the "current administration" needs the data for IRS reporting purposes...
foxrecon19d - June 28, 2013, 10:16 am
I think we are all basically on the same side here, seeing as how the Obamabots who usually post on this site have done a vanishing act. But here is something interesting. Oops... running out of characters. But check this out...
StoneTools - June 28, 2013, 10:06 am
If you have ever worked for the government, you would be aware of these channels. Otherwise, I can understand your ignorance of their existence.
StoneTools - June 28, 2013, 10:05 am
Even classified programs have an IG which has an anonymous tip line
StoneTools - June 28, 2013, 10:04 am
Where did that come from? "most channels of whistleblowing involve the IRS"? There are independent investigators (the IG) which handle and protect whistleblowers and only a small number are a**ociated with the IRS.
Curlyrocks - June 27, 2013, 11:51 pm
the difference in the Snowden case from traitors of yesteryear is that in this case WE ARE THE ENEMY, so the government can look at him how ever they want, I still look at him as a hero for his service.
Curlyrocks - June 27, 2013, 9:44 pm
It's hard enough to rat out the dept of roads for waste and abuse let alone the military and the NSA. And most channels of whistleblowing involve the IRS, who will no doubt tighten up now that the whistle has been blown on them.
StoneTools - June 27, 2013, 7:39 pm
I don't hate everybody, I hate traitors and people who p****foot around and try to justify traitors by saying "No, they are whistleblowers" - no they aren't, whistleblowers do it legally.
Curlyrocks - June 27, 2013, 7:19 pm
And you are correct that no matter how the info is released makes no difference.
Curlyrocks - June 27, 2013, 7:18 pm
So your an exception to the rule you hate everybody, that's cool. But when it comes to the Snowden argument I just don't see a lot of hypocrisy coming from the common liberal. Although they seem to think Obama and democrats have an interest in fixing it
StoneTools - June 27, 2013, 6:45 pm
Allow me to rephrase: Rosenberg and Walker were considered spies because they release classified info to our enemies. Snowden and Manning did the same thing, but thru newspapers. Does that make them any less traitorous?
StoneTools - June 27, 2013, 6:36 pm
Explain the difference between Julius Rosenberg and Snowden. Or John Anthony Walker and Snowden. Just because one released to wikileaks and one released to a UK newspaper, it doesn't change the fact that they are traitors.
StoneTools - June 27, 2013, 6:35 pm
I think Manning and Snowden are both traitors. I'm glad we have the information, but not how it was released.
Curlyrocks - June 27, 2013, 4:56 pm
So far, the most liberals in the common man category DO consider Snowden a hero. This is more than I can say about a lot of common conservatives who love Snowden and hate Bradley Manning. Although again there are exceptions to every rule.


YET ANOTHER EXAMPLE OF DEMOCRAT HIPOCRISY -




WE HAVE IMPORTANT STUFF TO DO -




AUDREY THOMASON - Obama's Director for Counterterrorism, while attending Harvard, wrote a master thesis suggesting that it would be more humane for a "planned and controlled genocide" rather than the abyss of chaos it is now in




REGANISM 01 -




at the heart of every snowflake -




mama, don't let your babies grow up to be .. -




dont let your babies grow up to be -




" AUTHOR IS AFFILIATED WITH NASA " - Bad news from NASA: If we don’t reduce carbon emissions, the aliens might come and kill us.




AMERICA KNOWS BETTER - Best Romney quote of the night!


TAGS: knows better
Rating: 5/5

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KALKAM - October 17, 2012, 1:14 am
I aspired to be on it! Why should I pay 180 bucks a month for a phone? It's my right and I should have it for free...and guns are my right so I want that for free too...I have my teeth...dental is not free...but it should be!
arnnatz - October 17, 2012, 12:51 am
Are you on welfare? Do you have your own teeth? If so, more than one? No phone for you
KALKAM - October 17, 2012, 12:31 am
YouTube? What's that? There were protests? Gimmie a phone!


HARVARD LAW'S 'FIRST WOMAN OF COLOR' - Yeah sure...that thing Micheal Jackson had is contagious.




WHAT'S MORE DISRESPECTFUL? - The fact that Obama went golfing immediately after laying a wreath at the tomb of the unknown soldier, or the fact that they let him into Arlington Cemetery??




APPARENTLY SPACE IS NOT THE FINAL FRONTIER - Why all the fuss about reading the bill before voting for it? Nancy and Harry have there shills rewrite the bills after they get passed! Yes, its shocking but TRUE!!




HOWARD DEAN MOMENT - and after having passed Obamacare, we'll move on to the Disclose Act and then to take away your 401k plans... YYYEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHHH




OBAMA'S ENEMIES LIST - Are you on it yet?




JOB DESCRIPTION - pretty much all you need to know to be a community organizer from ACORN!




HOT AIR BALLOON -




GLOBAL WARMING ! - Children won't know what snow is ! Meanwhile we all know what it is !




Damn Edward Snowden! -




COMBINED ARMS APPROACH TO OVERCOMING ADVERSITY -




Assault weapons are selectable for semi or auto fire -


TAGS: assault weapons civilian weapons vs liberals knowledge
Rating: 5/5

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OTC - August 3, 2013, 8:25 pm
Shh, liberals don't realize that, it means they would have to think for themselves if not for the government
terroraustralis - July 30, 2013, 6:19 pm
the government calls it "thought control"
StoneTools - July 30, 2013, 9:15 am
That's because liberals weld the selector on stupid so that it can never be switched.


Then -




What does $319M buy? -




'We were dead broke when we left office.' -




Lights out -


TAGS: stupid liberal policies better stock up now while you can
Rating: 5/5

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Curlyrocks - December 20, 2013, 11:43 am
I'm probably going to end up paying out the a$$ for LED bulbs. I'm a capitalist but in the end mercury in the enviroment pisses me off.


PANTS ON THE GROUND OBAMA-LIAR-IN-CHIEF - Israeli Government Accuses Obama Of Lying After White House Said Netanyahu Did Not Request (Chicago fib)


TAGS: obama 2012 election netanyahu i know who i trust
Rating: 5/5

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GrouchoMarxist - September 13, 2012, 1:27 am
Is that true or did you and 25 other people see it on MSNBC?
crankyhead - September 12, 2012, 10:06 pm
Still got nothing better to do than make me repeat myself huh? OK: Are you really so obtuse, that you'd believe that Netanyahu would go on the record, stating his intentions to interfere in an American election?
arnnatz - September 12, 2012, 10:06 pm
and that's in either of the documents. You stated "is little more than him stating directly that he'd rather have Romney in the White House" that's where the disagreement is. Get your coloring books out and occupy yourself
arnnatz - September 12, 2012, 10:04 pm
I couldn't find a single mention of your claim that he would prefer romney in the white house
crankyhead - September 12, 2012, 9:50 pm
If you do decide to read it, and you get stuck on some of the concepts, don't hesitate to ask me for some clarification, I'll be happy to help you out. Mmmmkay, lil buddy?
crankyhead - September 12, 2012, 9:48 pm
Here, I dug this up for you arnnatz. It probably doesn't have as many pictures as you're used to, but you should try reading it anyway. It'll help you, in the long term. http://www.phil.pku.edu.cn/cllct/archive/references/Conversation%204.pdf
crankyhead - September 12, 2012, 9:45 pm
Looky, looky, what do we have here? http://www.reuters.com/article/2012/09/11/us-israel-iran-netanyahu-idUSBRE88A0FO20120911
crankyhead - September 12, 2012, 9:44 pm
Now if I could produce a quote by Netanyahu, where he states his intentions on becoming aggressive towards Iran, then that would take my statement from the realm of opinion, into the realm of fact, wouldn't it?
crankyhead - September 12, 2012, 9:41 pm
No, it would remain an opinion, and as such, subject to debate. Same as my opinions. You know, the conventions of logical discourse? Oh right, I forgot, you don't know.
arnnatz - September 12, 2012, 9:39 pm
so now I can post a bill o'reilly or hannity opinion and it becomes fact?
crankyhead - September 12, 2012, 9:35 pm
Mmmhmmm. I was expressing my opinion, and you asked for a source to support it. Are you really so obtuse, that you'd believe that Netanyahu would go on the record, stating his intentions to interfere in an American election?
arnnatz - September 12, 2012, 9:32 pm
notice the first word following the domain name? It's an opinion, not a news article. You complained on previous occasions about people using blogs to justify statements. Explain the difference between a blog and an opinion. mmmmmkay?
crankyhead - September 12, 2012, 9:19 pm
If that's not good enough, I'll try to find something from the National Enquirer, but no promises, mmmmkay?
crankyhead - September 12, 2012, 9:17 pm
http://www.haaretz.com/opinion/netanyahu-versus-obama.premium-1.464625
crankyhead - September 12, 2012, 9:17 pm
Would an article from Haaretz suffice?
arnnatz - September 12, 2012, 9:01 pm
You have some source to back up the drivel about why netanyahu would prefer romney over obama? Or is that another of your rectal extractions
crankyhead - September 12, 2012, 8:28 pm
...of foreign policy experience, in order to get American support for an invasion of Iran, without needing the support of the rest of the world. And if he does that, then he's clearly not interested in lasting peace. He's interested in empire building.
crankyhead - September 12, 2012, 8:26 pm
... over there is very fragile indeed. For Netanyahu to try to lobby against Obama's re-election, is little more than him stating directly that he'd rather have Romney in the White House. Because he feels as though he can exploit Romney's utter lack...
crankyhead - September 12, 2012, 8:25 pm
That's the point fox. The US is committed to protecting Israel, and I support those efforts, and so does the government of Canada. What I don't support, are these overtures of Israeli aggression. How would that help the peace process? The situation...
foxrecon19d - September 12, 2012, 8:09 pm
The president is playing political games. We can't afford to do that, not now, and not for the great Obamassiah. We need to put politics aside. This is a very dangerous thing that is about to happen. Iraq and Afghanistan will be nothing compared to this
foxrecon19d - September 12, 2012, 8:06 pm
crankyhead, I don't think you appreciate the seriousness of what is happening here. If someone has made it known that for years that they wanted to kill you and your family, the time to protect your children isn't after they've been murdered.
crankyhead - September 12, 2012, 7:46 pm
Netan-yahoo knows that Obama won't support Isreali aggression into Iran, but that Romney will. It's a pity some people on this website are so gullible.
ihadone - September 12, 2012, 4:50 pm
Soon it will be Islam against whatever is left
foxrecon19d - September 12, 2012, 4:30 pm
"Our list of allies is growing thin." What's-his-name, the Elf guy in Lord of the Rings who is the dad of that cute elf chick who turns out to be Steven Tyler's daughter...


GOP NEEDS TO SEND A JOBS BILL TO POTUS THAT CONTAINS: - Tax breaks for businesses, removal of 100's of federal reg's, tort reform, and the repeal of Obamacare.




THINK ABOUT IT... THE GOVERNMENT UNDER THE BARACK OBAMA ADMINISTRATION WANTS TO GET EDWARD SNOWDEN WHY??? -




FORE-WARD - 100 more rounds of golf!


TAGS: g o t u s america knows better
Rating: 5/5

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JGalt - May 9, 2013, 12:24 am
just saw a story- more time was spent golfing than working on the economy according to a watchdog group looking at the WH calendar.... was there ever any doubt?


welfare -




THE UNKNOWN COMMIE - too bad it's not the Gong Show!




Evolution -




Snowden on wallstreet -


TAGS: snowden asylum wall street
Rating: 5/5

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Curlyrocks - July 3, 2013, 11:29 pm
True, but you have to lie to the masses before you can get in there, not tell them the truth d*** it!
JGalt - July 3, 2013, 10:49 pm
The white house or the Senate would be safer


Obama tells other nations to 'obey rule of law' -




Edward Snowden -




Careful Snowden -




"OBAMA'S NOT IN CHARGE" - Any Questions?




All Aboard -




The blind eye sees none -




WHEN YOU ADD UP ALL OF THE THINGS OBAMA CLAIMS THAT HE DID NOT KNOW ABOUT, ONE HAS TO ASK, DOES HE EVEN KNOW THAT HE IS THE PRESIDENT? -


TAGS: i know nothing
Rating: 4.69/5

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Reality Lord - July 9, 2013, 4:02 pm

am i the only one around here that applauded clint eastwoods "empty chair" speech. this pretty much summs up what clint was saying.


" ONLY OBAMA WOULD TOAST AN IRISH PM WITH A GLASS OF WATER " - IRISH HERITAGE INDEED !




BOYCOTT -




LIBERAL DAILY AFFIRMATION XII -




OBAMALAND: AMERICAN MULES MUST EAT CERTIFIED WEED-FREE HAY. - Australian company wanted to bring revenue & jobs by developing a tungsten mine. The drill sites must be cleared using hand tools,The drilling equipment and fuel, must be transported to the site by a team of pack mules.




OBAMA LIED AGAIN - The Postal Service is efficient, and does not use any tax dollars to operate.




DEMOCRATS WHO DON'T KNOW HISTORY -




McGHAZI -




MORE DESPERAT LIBTARD MEDIA BIAS -




RON SCHILLER OF NPR - Proves why the government should not fund NPR- its a racist liberal haven, which is not fair, not balanced. (Neither is MSM, and we don't fund them either)




Obama makes empty threats -


TAGS: obama has long known about veteran administration problem
Rating: 4.2/5

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OTC - May 30, 2014, 8:53 pm
Lol
EmmaRoydes - May 30, 2014, 8:23 pm
ooooo, vicky, welcome back for the little time that you will have available here again
OTC - May 30, 2014, 8:54 am
Just like Holder investigating the justice department
JGalt - May 29, 2014, 11:35 pm
Nobody is more..... than me.. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/05/29/obama-speeches_n_5412892.html
EmmaRoydes - May 29, 2014, 3:54 pm
Nice! The obama administration is going to investigate the obama administration. Sounds legit!


Snowden is a hero! Pardon Snowden -




" WIENERGATE " - Weiner: “Maybe It Will Turn Out That This Is The Point Of al-Qaeda’s Sword”




53, 000 FL VOTERS - Eric Holder loves corruption




IMMACULATE CONCEPTION TAX - Did y'all hear Barry's plan last night to take away the Congress's power to tax and simply make it automatic tax increases if deficit reduction goals are not met? TIME TO IMPEACH




PINOCCHIO - Would not have a long career as a Democrat or a Rino.




BIG SPENDER BEN - Knows his job above all is to get Obama re-elected more than to bring the U.S. to fiscal soundness. Ben knows where his bread gets buttered!




Hillary Clinton -




MASS. CAPE WIND PROJECT - "A $2 billion project that depends on significant taxpayer subsidies while potentially doubling power costs for the region." Congressman Bill Delahunt (D-MA) Let's here it for wind power.




LEGALISE POT - lets face it, if pot was legal he'd still be smoking it, and destroying his health instead of destroying the country


TAGS: you know its true legalise
Rating: 3.91/5

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terroraustralis - September 29, 2012, 3:57 am
at this point the only difference between the democrats and the republicans, is the democrats are honest about wanting to regulate and take away freedoms and justice. the republicans do it in secret, chanting "AMMURIKA!" as they desecrate the constitution
terroraustralis - September 29, 2012, 3:55 am
its like obama hosting a KKK rally in his hometown, it makes no sense. the republicans should've been opposed to the NDAA but they werent. and that, plus the patriot act, is why i dont trust them, or want them in control.
terroraustralis - September 29, 2012, 3:53 am
yes, but they are typically the party that is expected to be pushing for regulation and control. the republicans get elected for the sole purpose of reducing government interference, whether that is taxes or regulation, and too many of them supported NDAA
arnnatz - September 28, 2012, 8:28 am
so did the democrats in the senate
terroraustralis - September 28, 2012, 3:18 am
im kinda a liberal, and i dont back him. my ideas are closer to libertarian but the republican party flat out doesnt give a **** about rights or freedom anymore. obama signed the NDAA, but the republicans LET IT HAPPEN.
crankyhead - September 28, 2012, 12:54 am
Look, Obama hasn't been perfect, granted. However, Bin Laden is dead, and General Motors isn't. So there's always that.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 28, 2012, 12:49 am

And you liberals back this Guy?
terroraustralis - September 27, 2012, 2:56 pm
also, california might not be bankrupt if they went through with their plan to legalise and tax pot, and there would be no mexican drug war without it. and the southern border would be alot more secure, and need alot less policing.
terroraustralis - September 27, 2012, 2:53 pm
this technically means the obama presidency is reagan's fault. the unforseen consequences can be far worse than what you tried to prevent. anti-pot laws are unconstitutional. constitution knows best.


THANK YOU NAVY SEALS! -




We Know -


TAGS: we know
Rating: 3.89/5

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THE EMPEROR'S NEW CLOTHES - Doesn't he realize he's freaking nekkid?




Dick Cheney -




$5 GAS - Thank you Mr. President for shutting down domestic energy exploration. Thank you Liberals!




MEDAL OF HONOR - The courts are absolutely Nucking Futs!. If its ok for a politician to lie about military service/decoration, I guess anything goes now!




HOUSE REPUBLICANS CALL FOR REID'S RESIGNATION - With Reid's staunch support of paying for the Cowboy Poetry Festival with taxpayer money, is there any real wonder about why we ask Reid to resign in his contempt for the US in its fiscal problems?




HOPE AND CHANGE - Lots of change, not much hope!




ANTHONY SOBBING - and no longer throbbing!




REMEMBER WHEN... - This Was Called Sane Political Discourse?


TAGS: bush in the crosshairs liberals suck and they know it
Rating: 3.47/5

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GrouchoMarxist - October 14, 2012, 2:37 pm
Semms the Denver shooter was a Tea Party member... DOH
GrouchoMarxist - October 14, 2012, 2:36 pm
Perhaps you have links...
crankyhead - October 14, 2012, 2:32 pm
Hey remember Jerry Blanchard, or Ray Geisel? What about Tharin Gartrell and Shawn Adolf, you remember those two idiots? What about Paul Schlesselman and Daniel Cowart, you remember those two rightwing nut jobs? No? Still just two stepping, Groucho?
crankyhead - October 14, 2012, 2:29 pm
Hey remember when that right wing nut job sh** off a couple of rounds at the whitehouse last year, and Fox News tried to call him the "Occupy Shooter" but it just turns out that he's some right wing psycho? Those were the days huh?
GrouchoMarxist - October 14, 2012, 2:26 pm
Make that twits
GrouchoMarxist - October 14, 2012, 2:26 pm
More of your s****** the koolaid twist...
GrouchoMarxist - October 14, 2012, 2:25 pm
http://www.theblaze.com/stories/multiple-twitter-users-threaten-to-assassinate-mitt-romney-shoot-him-dead/
GrouchoMarxist - October 14, 2012, 2:24 pm
It's you're leftist buddies... You really have your head up your a** don't you?
crankyhead - October 14, 2012, 2:24 pm
Any more questions?
crankyhead - October 14, 2012, 2:24 pm
Because it's stupid and pointless and you probably downloaded that ph**o from Breitbart or some other idiotic, right-wing site.
GrouchoMarxist - October 14, 2012, 2:22 pm
Gosh crank never commented on my poster... I wonder why?


SNOW JOB -




IN 1996, WHO'DA THUNK - That in 2010, we'd be remembering them as fairly good, reasonable Democrats, (compared to what we have now). I'd hate to think in aother 20 years we'd be saying the same about Obama!




THE PAINFUL TRUTH - Headline should read : "Democratic Party's got their Weiner in a wringer now!"




REALITY CHECK FOR NON-MOONBATS - Groupthink is for sheeple. However, I wonder: Are you better off now under Pelosi and Reid than you were 5 years ago? Are you better off now with Obamunism or Obamanomics spreading your wealth?




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